Ritsu Rants
Facebook vs Tumblr

feedus-reedus:

derpogorman:

Someone you don’t know adds you on Facebook:

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Someone you don’t know follows you on Tumblr:

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Someone sends you a Facebook message:

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Someone writes in your Tumblr askbox:

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Loses a friend on Facebook:

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Loses a follower on Tumblr:

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Error on Facebook:

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Error on Tumblr:

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Someone sends you a dirty message on Facebook:

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Someone sends you a dirty message on Tumblr:

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Scrolling through Facebook:

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Scrolling through Tumblr:

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This is so terribly accurate.

blue-and-black-hero:

evilhasnever:

ghostanswers:

space-bridge-to-nowhere:

My, what big blind spots you have.

No wonder Rumble and Frenzy qualify as spies simply by virtue of being tiny and recording devices. Meandering calmly right below the breastlines of larger bots.

Saved by scale and Shockwave’s magnificent rack

I find it hilarious that scale, the one thing the fans love to mock (Because really, it is ridiculous), is what saves them.  And they even comment on it.

blue-and-black-hero:

evilhasnever:

ghostanswers:

space-bridge-to-nowhere:

My, what big blind spots you have.

No wonder Rumble and Frenzy qualify as spies simply by virtue of being tiny and recording devices. Meandering calmly right below the breastlines of larger bots.

Saved by scale and Shockwave’s magnificent rack

I find it hilarious that scale, the one thing the fans love to mock (Because really, it is ridiculous), is what saves them.  And they even comment on it.

thelibrarianpax:

moxitoxis:

stalker213:

wheeljackin:

jacksghey:

qweety:

biorobo:

How does this shit work
slenderwave:

just-jess1234:

OMYGAWDDD

blewuptheship:

rumble and frenze stop jumping on boss

slenderwave:

inappropriate-shenanigans:

Guys?

Smokes? Bee? 

We need to have a little chat about combat basics. 

When someone has something in their grasp, that you want them to let go of?

You.

Strike.

The.

Fucking.

Hand. 

If you can manage a clear shot?

The wrist. 

If you can manage structural damage, you won’t even have to worry about them grabbing it again. 

Got that? 

[[Pay no attention to the shenanigans human behind that strikethrough curtain.]]

dendropsyche:

emmyc:

limekle:

My niece just had her first birthday, and I decided it was about time she had her very own batmobile. It doubles as a convertible!

I saw a few of these floating around the net a couple years ago and knew someday I would have to make one. So I bought a Cozy Coupe from a local consignment shop, and decided to go all out instead of just putting the logo on the side. It was a fun little project!

cool neighbor alert

shit i wish i was your niece when i was one

oneshallstand:

//i dont even knwowhta i am doing anymore 

oneshallstand:

//i dont even knwowhta i am doing anymore 

oneshallstand:

//PFFT
THIS One is kinda stupid

oneshallstand:

//PFFT

THIS One is kinda stupid

oneshallstand:

//what he wanted to say but didn’t

oneshallstand:

//what he wanted to say but didn’t

seedatart:

You don’t have enough badges to hit me!

seedatart:

You don’t have enough badges to hit me!

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU

ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT

oneshallstand:

oneshallstand:

//i had an idea

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//i think i made it better

Just as her dads visor had it, so did hers. She saw her heart rate slowing and brain activity dropping to the point of sleep. She continued to pet the bunny, perfectly capable of keeping her warm since, just like her father, her hands were her seats and she was able to heat them.

Finally the bunny curled up and drifted off to sleep. Happy her friends were still alive and safe.